The thing women have yet to learn is that nobody gives you power. You just take it.
Another fact is that you don’t have to be anti-man to be pro-woman. Women must not fight men to achieve equality. There is a growing strength in women but it’s in the forehead, women for their strengths.
A woman is like a tea bag: you cannot tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water. Did you know that what drives women crazy and wild is just six inches long and two inches wide? If you have it they are all around you. Never joke with money.
It’s hard to live with a man but harder to live with a woman. A man put an advert in classified section of the newspaper: “Wife Wanted”.
The next day, he received several responses. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine”. Have you ever wondered why hurricanes are sometimes named after women? When they come they are wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
In High school, during a youth talk, a teacher asked us a question: Why do men fart more than women? We all didn’t know the answer; not even one person tried to figure out the answer. He fished us from the puzzle by giving us the answer; He said that it is so because women won’t shut up long enough to build up pressure.
Men reading this piece think they have been spared and therefore safe; you are not. The very day I learnt of it that a man’s brain is in between his legs I lost trust in them. In fact the more I see men, the more I admire dogs. I even wonder why women get madly fall in love with men. Men are even a luxury, not a necessity.
When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It’s a whole different way of thinking. They are responsible for the mess in the world today. Most men act so tough and strong on the outside because on the inside, they are scared, weak and fragile. Take it from me; men and not women are the weaker sex.
Am proud being able to distinguish mushrooms from toadstools; but distinguishing between one who loves you truly from the one who doesn’t is still a big puzzle. Love is a fire.
But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. The old theory was, marry an older man because they are more mature. But the new theory is that men don’t mature. Just marry a younger one. Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships. Don’t joke with men!
